Thursday, December 31, 2009

Celebrity Death Watch 2010

Celebrities in 2009 had a rough year. In honor of my Death Haggery, here are my picks for the top ten Celeb Deaths of 2010.

Liz Taylor
Phil Spector
Nancy Reagan
Bush Senior
Jimmy Carter (still sharp as a tack but boy, does he look frail)
Courtney Love, in a particularly mundane way, like a car accident, rather than bringing the crazy
BB King (I will cry my eyes out)
Dog The Bounty Hunter (Perhaps by getting strangled with his hair extensions; one can hope)
Ron Wood (Only Keith Richards will live fo-ev-ah!)
Robert Morganthau; he's 90 and retired and now he's going to drop dead

Bonus, no one saw that one coming:

Tiger Woods. He's too much of a narcissist to commit suicide but he obviously has a very dark side he's hidden for years and I think he's going to go out in some sort of freaky way: falls off his yacht, gets killed by jealous husband/boyfriend, sex game gone wrong, or you know, Elin could finally beat the hell out of him permanently with a nine iron

~or~

Bonnie Prince Charlie in a royal sort of way, like falling off his horse onto his pointy head

5 comments:

Ronni said...

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Lisa said...

Mickey Rooney should probably be on the list as well, but since I always have to look up if he's dead or not, I didn't include him.

fvracer_x said...

Video Will - "If you are watching this, I climaxed but failed to cut the rope in time..." - That kind of thing for Tiger Lisa?

Lisa said...

I was thinking more along the lines of mixing Viagra and Ambien.

Miss Darr said...

Ooh, I'll have to give this some thought and do it, too! There used to be this online death pool called the Ghoul Pool and Mark and I won it several times. They stopped doing it after 9/11. Entrants had code names, I was Persephone and Mark was Hades, and a new pool started every time one ended with someone getting a win when a picked celebrity died. It was great, ghoulish fun. I miss it.