Mia recently got a new Wii game, The Barbie Horse Adventure.
One of the characters is Kyle, the stable owner's nephew. It's obvious that Kyle is a sex offender on parole to his aunt's ranch. He's got serious stalker tendencies, as well. Every time he sees Barbie, he says, "Hi Barbie!", or "Hey Barbie!" like he didn't just see her twelve seconds ago. He pops up no matter where she is. He is eager to point out the bunkhouse where she will be sleeping and you know she can expect some midnight visits from Kyle, to make sure she has enough blankets for her cot and that her pillow is fluffly enough. Or at least, that will be the excuse he gives his parole officer later.
Being Barbie, of course she has to shop for riding clothes. Instead of picking out the more practical jeans and boots, or even fancy jodhpurs and a hat, she goes for the hot pants, halter top and flip flops. As you do.
Barbie must be told that her horse needs to be fed and watered, which confirms my belief that it is a good thing that Ken is not anatomically correct and they are not able to reproduce.
The best part is finding out that Barbie is a "natural rider."