It's not as if I'm looking for a casual encounter, a missed connection, or miscellenous romance.
I just read them because so many are so damn funny.
Guy Number 1
Guy in his late 50s will be in Indy this week-end and would like to find a lady with lovely feet. After pleasuring himself while looking at your feet, he will then take you to dinner! Presumably, dinner won't be in the parking lot of the DSW or Payless.
Guy Number 2
Has a picture of himself, from the neck down, in his underwear. While his equipment is certainly impressive, the Joe Boxer bikini underwear, sold exclusively at KMart, is not. Dude, at least put on some Hanes or Jockeys.
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"Presumably, dinner won't be in the parking lot of the DSW or Payless."
LMAO! Lisa you still crack me up!
- M
I'm single and I don't peruse Craig's list....but maybe I should? Not to find a mind, but just for the freakin' entertainment value of it.
I am SO glad I'm old!
I found myself telling my best friend (who has "lovely" feet) this story yesterday. She's lived all these years not knowing her feet could bring her free food.:)
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